‘Run Wild through a gruelling 10K obstacle course’ said the blurb.
I should have stopped reading right there . . . . .
‘You’ll crawl through thick mud, the blurb continued, ‘climb up cargo nets, slide down the giant slip and slide’ and yet despite this I continued to read on . . . .
‘You’ll run through live wires, charged with 10,000 volts’ . . . it teased.
I’m sorry did you say ‘live wires’?, as in ‘electrical, live wires’ – “oh, oh you did! Well in that case, you crazy Aussies I am outta here!”