Why Disney have been lying to us.
I’m in a state of shock as I write this, still reeling from the recently discovered revelation that Disney have been lying to our precious children. Yes, since 2003 Disney have been letting our future generation believe blatant untruths when the reality is completely different.
We need to talk about Nemo. . . .
You know, Nemo, the little Clownfish son of Marlin, who grew up in a single parent family, raised by his father after the tragic death of his mother Coral and unborn siblings at the fins of a terrifying Barracuda.
Nemo, who, one fateful day was captured.
Disney would have you believe that Nemo’s father set off on an amazing journey searching the oceans wide in his quest to find his only son.
Disney would have you believe that Marlin made all sorts of new friends on his journey of self discovery.
That well-loved story – not true, a lie, a fabrication, an . . . other word for lie.
So here’s the deal.
Nemo was a girl.
Yup a girl.
Not only that,
So, in fact was Nemo’s daddy, who was actually his mummy after his real mummy died.
You get me?
Well it is all quite simple really.
You see, as soon as the Clownfish leave their little anemone home they have a sex change, turning into females.
There can only ever be 1 female per anemone so if the female dies, the next one to leave the anemone has a sex change, therefore turning into the female.
So technically when Nemo’s mum died, Marlin should have turned female.
Then when Nemo left the anemone he should have turned female too.
That whole film, an utter sham.
I mean they’ve been lying about Nemo, what else could they been lying about?
Is Woody really a Cowboy?
How does Lightening McQueen hear when he has no ears?
How does Princess Elsa’s hair stay in such beautiful condition when she lives in a perpetual snowstorm without wearing a hat?
I just don’t know what to believe anymore.