Monday: Why is poo brown Mummy?
Tuesday: Why don’t you have a pouch for me to sleep in like the kangaroo Mummy?
Wednesday: Why can’t people walk on the microwave Mummy?
Me: The microwave?
Bear: yes the microwave, where the bridge is.
Me: The microwave, cooks our food.
Bear: no, no where the cars are
Me: do you mean the motorway?
Bear: yes Mummy, the microwave
Bear: why can’t people walk on the microwave Mummy?
Thursday: Can I eat my chalkboard Mummy?
Friday: I have a headache in my trousers Mummy.
Saturday: Where is England Mummy?
Bear: Is it in America Mummy?
Bear: Is it in Australia Mummy?
Bear: Mummy, is England in Melbourne?
Sunday: How did Florence get in your tummy Mummy?
Me: Ask your father.